YO MUMMA jokes.
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YO MUMMA jokes.
by Mattie on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:35 am
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post any yo mamma joke here. Yo mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said error.
post any yo mamma joke here. Yo mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said error.
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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.
by Winkley on Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:24 pm
DRAGONITE wrote:Yo mamma so old she saw passion of the christ live!
That's not funny at all, I'm Christian and that was not funny, I could see why it will be funny but no.
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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.
by Mattie on Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:50 am
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.
by HoboSlave on Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:51 pm
Yo mama so stupid, she stuffed a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo mama so ugly, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, when she saw an eagle, she said, "Oh look, a little fly!"
Yo mama so fat, when she saw a tree, she said, "Such nice plants..."
Yo mama so ugly, Michael Jackson died.
Yo mama so fat, everyone started singing Godzilla at her funeral.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore yellow & orange clothes, she had to scratch her back and found a human. Then the human said, "Um, 5 Avenue please."
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate is roman numerals.
Yo mama so old, she knows Jesus's phone number. (I don't find that funny.)
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a wool blanket, all the sheep in the world were bald after she ordered.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to Wal-Mart, everyone screamed, " A DRAGON!!!!"
Yo mama so ugly, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, when she saw an eagle, she said, "Oh look, a little fly!"
Yo mama so fat, when she saw a tree, she said, "Such nice plants..."
Yo mama so ugly, Michael Jackson died.
Yo mama so fat, everyone started singing Godzilla at her funeral.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore yellow & orange clothes, she had to scratch her back and found a human. Then the human said, "Um, 5 Avenue please."
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate is roman numerals.
Yo mama so old, she knows Jesus's phone number. (I don't find that funny.)
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a wool blanket, all the sheep in the world were bald after she ordered.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to Wal-Mart, everyone screamed, " A DRAGON!!!!"
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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.
by Guest on Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:22 am
Hoboslave could you stop bumping? (Did I mention that im NOT a noob)
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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.
by Chuchi600 on Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:04 pm
Yes you did. And stop bumping. You're gonna get in trouble.
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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.
by xxmason11xx on Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:15 pm
yo mamma soo fat when she stepped on a scale she saw her phone number
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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.
by xxmason11xx on Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:16 pm
yo mamma soo skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio
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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.
by xxmason11xx on Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:16 pm
yo mamma soo fat she has a donut for a ring
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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.
by xxmason11xx on Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:17 pm
ok this ones a good 1 so hereit goes yo mamma so stupid she answers lil jj on the radio
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