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YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:35 am

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post any yo mamma joke here. Yo mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said error.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by PieGangsta on Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:23 pm

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Alyssa on Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:21 pm

yo momma so stupid it takes her 3 hrs to watch 30 min.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Guest on Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:00 am

yo mommas sooo stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout!

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Alyssa on Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:45 am

yo momma so poor that when I got invited to dinner there were only 3 beans on the table.... I took one and she said, "Don't be greedy!"

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Guest on Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:43 am

yo mommas sooooo poor, she found a penny on the ground and rubbed it in bill gates's face!

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by TOMO93 on Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:53 am

yo mommas so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents!

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:58 am

lol?
have we done this 1 yet :?
yo mamma is so hairy, when you where born you got carpet burn!

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Post by DRAGONITE on Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:52 pm

Yo mamma so old she saw passion of the christ live! rofl

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:46 am

bump, although your new please try to not bump dead threads (threads that have been in-active for 10 days or more)

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Alyssa on Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:23 am

yo mamma so ugly that when she was born her mother said, "What a treasure!"
and her dad said, "Yes, lets go bury it!"

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