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YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:35 am

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post any yo mamma joke here. Yo mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said error.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:36 pm

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Absent on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:02 am

Yo mama so stupid she asked the question "What's the # for 911?"
(911 is the emergency call for help # in the United States)

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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:30 am

Yo mommas soo fat, she took all the food in the world and said "nice crumb"

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Alyssa on Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:36 am

yo mamma so old ... when she was your age rainbows were black and white

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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:43 am

Lol.

Yo mommas sooo stupid, she said the word stupid was spelled "m-e."

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:03 pm

your mums so fat when she was given a ton of food she said, so wheres the starter?

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Post by Alyssa on Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:04 pm

yo mamma so fat that she makes sumo wrestlers look like anerextcs

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Senta on Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:19 am

yo momma so fat if she bought a fur coat a species would be extinct

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Guest on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:17 am

yo mommas soooo fat, someone jogged around her belly button and said my daily mile is done.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Senta on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:16 am

*chuckle*

Yo momma so poor, when I walked in her front door I tripped over her backyard fence.

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