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YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:35 am

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post any yo mamma joke here. Yo mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said error.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:04 pm

yo mummas so fat when she stepped on the scales it sed please remove the elephant.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Alyssa on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:06 pm

uhhhh mattie...

i dont think u are the god of yo momma jokes

some of your jokes aren't really good like the lardo one and the error one...
except for the elephant one....
maybe

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:12 pm

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Alyssa on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:14 pm

yo mammas so old she farts dust

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:16 pm

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Alyssa on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:17 pm

sumone already said that...

yo momma so stupid that when she went to take the 44 bus she took the 22 twice instead

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:22 pm

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Alyssa on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:24 pm

yo mamma so ugly she looks like you

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:28 pm

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Alyssa on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:32 pm

i said thjat already

yo mammas so stupid when her friend asked her to buy a color tv she she said "what color?"

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