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YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:35 am

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post any yo mamma joke here. Yo mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said error.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:38 pm

haha

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it sed error

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Guest on Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:13 pm

U said that 1...

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Post by Alyssa on Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:12 pm

yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and she said...

HEY THATS MY PHONE NUMBER!

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Post by Guest on Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:54 pm

Yo mommas sooo stupid, she looked in the mirror and said "Lord Jesus!"

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Post by Absent on Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:01 am

Yo mama so short she talks to germs!
Okay that was cheesy...

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Guest on Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:04 am

Haha cheesy...
Likey!

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:10 am

lol me realy likey XD your mum's so dumb she tripped over the cordless phone wire.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Alyssa on Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:53 pm

yo mamas so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's.

yo mamas sooo fat she fell in love and broke it

my little brother made this one up:

yo mammas so stupid that when the phone rang she thought it was the ice cream truck

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:56 pm

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

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Post by Alyssa on Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:57 pm

yo mamas soo ugly that they put her face in some batter to make gorilla cookies

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