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YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:35 am

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post any yo mamma joke here. Yo mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said error.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Guest on Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:11 am

Yo mommas sooo fat, when she saw a school bus full of white people, she said STOP THAT TWINKEY!

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Post by Mattie on Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:13 am

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Guest on Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:15 am

Yo mommas soooo poor, that when she picked up a penny, she screamed IM RICH!

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Post by Mattie on Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:18 am

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Guest on Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:19 am

Yo mommas sooo short, she said to the worlds shortest midget AHH! BIGFOOT!

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:23 am

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

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Post by Absent on Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:06 pm

Yo mama so ugly her picture was blured out in a newspaper!

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Enticize on Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:16 pm

Yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

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Re: YO MUMMA jokes.

Post by Mattie on Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:23 pm

YO mumma so fat her nickname is lardo

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Post by Enticize on Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:28 pm

Yo momma so ugly she caused the swine flu.

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