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Post by Mattie on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:38 am

just general jokes here.


Why did the jelly baby go to school?
























because he wanted to be a smartie!

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Re: General jokes

Post by Eat Yourself on Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:27 pm


xD

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Re: General jokes

Post by Mattie on Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:20 pm

there where 2 cats, called one two three, and une deux trois. They where having a swimming race across the english channel. Who did u think won the race? one two three or une deux trois?

























answer: one two three, because une deux trois cat sank!!!

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Re: General jokes

Post by Senta on Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:52 pm

Why was my sister born?





























She wasn't, she was created by aliens then sent down to Earth and my parents adopted her.

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Re: General jokes

Post by Winkley on Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:35 pm

That wasn't even a bit funny.

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Re: General jokes

Post by Chip on Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:57 am

Not funny, just... Strange.

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Re: General jokes

Post by Guest on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:37 am

Senta wrote:No, you the spammer. At least I still went along with the topic instead of getting off-topic.
Winkley wrote:Taht wasn't even a bit funny.

If you actually knew my sister it would.

"Watcha doin'?"
"You look good!"
"What?"
*lick*
"You taste good!"
"Ew! Sicko!"
"You would be better dipped in chocolate, though."
*sigh* "You don't get it. Where'd you go?"
*squeak* *shuffle noise* *boom*
"I got the chocolate!"
"WhAt?!?"

Hmm...isnt it called GENERAL JOKES

I was making a goof on saying spam was spelled spamm you (Did I mention that im a noob) gay moron.

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Re: General jokes

Post by Mattie on Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:32 am

what do you call a dad not in the pub on faathers day?




















lost xD

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Re: General jokes

Post by Frist on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:10 pm

what do you call senta?






















the anwser is just, too inapropriate, i shouldnt say it here Razz

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Re: General jokes

Post by Senta on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:47 pm

-_-

You better PM me the answer NOW.
What do you call meanies?
Meanies.

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