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FML stories
by Alyssa on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:12 pm
So there is this thing called F*** my life
All they are, are these little stories about something wierd in your life that is wierd about ur life dats meant to be funny
example:
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. I was worried about leaving my car outside his house because his mom's car got stolen there recently. I drove behind him, and parked outside the restaurant. My car was stolen from outside the restaurant. FML.
another:
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML.
and another:
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML.
Ok u get it now....
All they are, are these little stories about something wierd in your life that is wierd about ur life dats meant to be funny
example:
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. I was worried about leaving my car outside his house because his mom's car got stolen there recently. I drove behind him, and parked outside the restaurant. My car was stolen from outside the restaurant. FML.
another:
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML.
and another:
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML.
Ok u get it now....
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Re: FML stories
by Chuchi600 on Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:31 pm
Yeah... what was the point in this. They're not really that funny.
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Re: FML stories
by csd on Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:39 am
Are you just now finding this? The site is *everywhere*... Still, entertaining.
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Re: FML stories
by Alyssa on Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:29 pm
no, i just got bored...
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Re: FML stories
by Chuchi600 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:27 pm
Are you ever NOT bored?
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Re: FML stories
by Alyssa on Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:58 pm
yeah.... at school... in between classes when im joking with my friends
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Re: FML stories
by Chuchi600 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:37 pm
Ha. That makes some sense.
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