Chuck Norris Jokez.
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Chuck Norris Jokez.
by HoboSlave on Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:09 am
Post some Chuck Norris facts and jokez here.
1. My amp goes to 10. Chuck Norris' amp goes to 11.
2. Humans have cars. Chuck Norris has a hover car.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain. The pain feels Chuck Norris.
NOW POST YOUR OR ELSE...
1. My amp goes to 10. Chuck Norris' amp goes to 11.
2. Humans have cars. Chuck Norris has a hover car.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain. The pain feels Chuck Norris.
NOW POST YOUR OR ELSE...
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by Tensai_Adam on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:33 am
Every new year Chuck Norris throws a lucky kid into the sun.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by Cheesybanana on Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:25 am
Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris is actually dead, but the Grim Reaper cant bring up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris is actually dead, but the Grim Reaper cant bring up the courage to tell him.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by HoboSlave on Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:53 pm
Meh death color is red.
Now,
1. Chuck Norris' computer has two internets.
I like to write in rainbowz.
Now,
1. Chuck Norris' computer has two internets.
I like to write in rainbowz.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by Mattie on Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:11 am
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by Chainfull on Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:50 am
Chuck Norris is cool.
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- That's a joke, dumbass
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by Guest on Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:30 am
Chuck Norris has been to mars. Thats why theres no sign of life there.
Chuck Norris has nothing, yet he has more than you.
Chuck Norris has nothing, yet he has more than you.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by Pie on Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:30 pm
Chuck Norris doesnt look for the boogieman under the bed, the boogieman looks for Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by Guest on Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:59 pm
Chuck norris went on wheel of fortune 15 years ago, yet the wheel hasnt stopped yet.
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