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Chuck Norris Jokez.
by HoboSlave on Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:09 am
First topic message reminder :
Post some Chuck Norris facts and jokez here.
1. My amp goes to 10. Chuck Norris' amp goes to 11.
2. Humans have cars. Chuck Norris has a hover car.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain. The pain feels Chuck Norris.
NOW POST YOUR OR ELSE...
Post some Chuck Norris facts and jokez here.
1. My amp goes to 10. Chuck Norris' amp goes to 11.
2. Humans have cars. Chuck Norris has a hover car.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain. The pain feels Chuck Norris.
NOW POST YOUR OR ELSE...
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by Guest on Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:02 am
Chuck Norris has no life, the life has Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by NotBunny on Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:04 pm
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by Admin* on Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:29 pm
Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.
(not funny, some weird kid said that once....)
I don't know chuck norris jokes.
(not funny, some weird kid said that once....)
I don't know chuck norris jokes.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by Jake Stein on Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:52 pm
I got a bunch
1. Chuck Norris can kill 2 birds with 1 stone
2. Chuck Norris was denied breakfast at McDonalds and roundhouse kicked it so hard it became a Wendy's
3. Chuck Norris Can Believe it's not butter.
4. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
5. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
6. The Boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
7. The government watched Walker: Texas Ranger and Renamed it Walker: Chainsaw Massacre.
8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
9. CNN was originally named Chuck Norris Network, to keep the people updated on the on-the-spot ass kickings.
10. Chuck Norris' face was supposed to be on Mount Rushmore, but didn't have enough Granite to make his beard.
1. Chuck Norris can kill 2 birds with 1 stone
2. Chuck Norris was denied breakfast at McDonalds and roundhouse kicked it so hard it became a Wendy's
3. Chuck Norris Can Believe it's not butter.
4. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
5. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
6. The Boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
7. The government watched Walker: Texas Ranger and Renamed it Walker: Chainsaw Massacre.
8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
9. CNN was originally named Chuck Norris Network, to keep the people updated on the on-the-spot ass kickings.
10. Chuck Norris' face was supposed to be on Mount Rushmore, but didn't have enough Granite to make his beard.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by music_obbssesed on Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:56 pm
hey jake i seen u were new so hi and
chuck norris doesen't dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck norris
chuck norris names his sneezes u mite know them as katrina and ike
chuck norris doesen't dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck norris
chuck norris names his sneezes u mite know them as katrina and ike
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.
by HoboSlave on Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:26 pm
Chuck Norris can shoot 2 bullets at once with a pistol.
Chuck Norris doesn't use an eraser, he uses lead.
Osama didn't cause 9/11, Chuck Norris just sneezed too hard.
Chuck Norris doesn't use an eraser, he uses lead.
Osama didn't cause 9/11, Chuck Norris just sneezed too hard.
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